Kathy In NATIONAL ENQUIRER (April 9)

[Flying Saucerian]

Not much of a story, but it's still pretty hilarious. According to the Enquirer, Kathy's broken up with the Old Spice Guy she wasn't really dating because he was "moving too fast" and she felt "suffocated." Now Kathy has to arrange a couple more fake dates with him so they can do a story on how they reconciled...