From Greg Hernandez's blog
Kathy Griffin penned a funny column for Entertainment Weekly called āCelebrity Train Wrecks and Meā mentioning the likes of Paris Hilton, Sarah Palin, Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston.
Here are some highlights:
Being a celebrity train wreck became a true cottage industry over the last 10 years. It feels like a new flock of ācelebritiesā just stood in front of their camera phones and told us they were famous until we believed them. I find it hard to believe that is was an accident that Paris [Hilton], Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears just happened to be flashing their crotches in 2006.
Clearly someone said, āOkay, youāre going to walk out of this club, holding hands like the most fā-ed up buddy system ever, and youāre going to climb up into an Escalade wearing short skirts and youāre going to get your a$$ on the cover of Newsweek.ā And it worked! So now Jon Gosselin is standing on his front lawn calling to the paparazzi, āPlease come here,ā and Kate looks like the normal one.
ā¦ I donāt think Iām going to run out of material anytime soon. This might be a little premature but I just saw a picture of 3-year-old Suri Cruise in heels. Iām not saying thatās a celebrity train wreck yet. Iām just saying the train is in the station.
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